Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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