- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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