Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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I enjoy Popcorn

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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