Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Dumbledore dies.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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