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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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