why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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