- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

KILL WHITEY

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

why am I writing this...im bored

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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