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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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