whos on the right track? lady gaga

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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