- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

I enjoy Popcorn

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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