- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What comes after 23? 24.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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