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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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