- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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