why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Oh s***

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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