Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Do the roar!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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