- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Manchester City

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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