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You having friends.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

ure mama's so fat

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.