Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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