Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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i like turtles

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

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