Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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