there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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