Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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