what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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