What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Tim likes girls

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

call me maybe.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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