Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Anti Joke

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