- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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