Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

I hate blackniggers

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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