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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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