Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Black people having a Job.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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