What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Ebola

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

John Cena for president

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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