i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How old are you? 7

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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