What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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