What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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