- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Women's Rights

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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