If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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pobody's nerfect

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Make me famous

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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