Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Women's rights

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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