- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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