Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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