A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Your adopted

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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