- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

pobody's nerfect

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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