two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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