- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Indians

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

João Duarte reads this.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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