What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Women's Rights..

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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