- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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