Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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