What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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