what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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penis in the camel

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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