Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

hashtags suck balls

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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