- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Brain fart

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Stephen Hawking

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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