- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Andoni was here

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

pobody's nerfect

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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