- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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