A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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