i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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