what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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penis in the camel

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Anti Joke

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