- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Justin Bieber.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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