- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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