- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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