- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What fires shots? A gun

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