Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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