- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

knock knock!? . . No.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Sixty... eight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

God is real.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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