- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

I literally died laughing

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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