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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A bar walks into a man

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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