- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Justin Bieber.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A lot eh?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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