There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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