- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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