- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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