When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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