- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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