A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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