What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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