- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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