Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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