- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

hey guys im gay

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

this website is a bad joke

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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