Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

No it doesnt..

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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