What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

You were born.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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