- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

bologna

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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