- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Chuck Norris.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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