Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

The Princess is in another castle

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Equal rights!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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