A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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WNBA

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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My spelling is horrible

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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