a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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