- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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