- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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