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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A van drives into a car.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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