Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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