You want to hear a joke? Republican

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What's one plus one? two.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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