- Anti Joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How high is the sky? True or False

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

You just read this ..

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

I C U P White stuff

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What is life? Paul.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How high is the sky? True or False

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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