What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What's one plus one? two.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...