- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Justin beiber's penis

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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