- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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