A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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