Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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