- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What fires shots? A gun

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

L's I's that took Viagra.

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