- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

you will like this because i am black.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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