- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

quantum physics?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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