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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.