- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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