- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

it was all Tagart

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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