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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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