- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

a man makes a bad joke

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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