- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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