Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

LET

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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