Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Then none of us want to be right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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