- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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