Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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