-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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