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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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