- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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