what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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