- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

I'm rick james bitch

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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